That's all the news needed. me.

People running in panic, Cats yowling, Dogs humping peoples legs, Cars going off the road and mothers screaming in fear while looking for lost children. Is it the Apocalypse? The finger of God? Have the Oceans turned to salt and the rivers run red with blood?

Nope.

But it is ChaosPhaze's Birthday today and what better way to celebrate the one we all know as Chaotic than to be in utter Mayhem and CHAOS

All Rise and give great cheers to our own ChaosPhaze. Ok, Who ordered the meteor about to end the world

A film critic of the worst movies ever, an anime addict, and one of the few people I will admit to knowing from Cleveland. He has been with us for some time and actually recruited me into joining this clan. Celebrating his cakeday will in all likelihood involve copious amounts of micro brews and lascivious glances at scantily clad women.
All rise and give good cheer to our White Knight, the one and only (Thank the Gods) NUKELALOOSH!!!!!!

Happy Birthday my friend

We got this clan member who hails from across the pond. I'm talking EU, but for some reason we love him. Today is a cakeday for Noisi. Raise a glass of whatever you are drinking and try not to choke while cheering our Austrian brother.

Happy Birthday Noisi

So I never quite figured out how to correctly say his name. it Note Leet or is it Not Eleet or perhaps it is No Tel Eet hmmm. Well what's his name is having a cake day today. So as is traditional here at Tool All Rise and with some applause and more cheering wish What's His Name a very Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Noteleet

So yes we do have an April Fool and he has been with us off and on since the beginning of the Clan. He is a consumate gamer and real good guy (gender verified) and He is now called Leap, but some of us still call him Capt.
All rise and with exuberant cheers and applause wish Leap/21Cabbage/Capt. a great Cake Day

Happy Birthday

March 17 is St. Patrick's Day, when you drink green beer piss odd colored urine and think you are Irish. First off he wasn't even Irish (fookin English Bastard) or a Saint ( never canonized) and although he supposedly rid the Emerald Isle of Snakes (legend) there are some that theorize that there never were any snakes to begin with.
As far as Everybody turning Irish even that is a myth because in our midst is one who never will be Irish but will always remain FETT.
Some years ago a child was born and the first words from his lips were BOOBA (I'm hoping he was breast fed) and the myth and legend spread throughout the lands of Minnesota of our own BOOBA FETT
All rise and give good greetings and Salutations to our own BOOBA FETT
Happy Cake Day Mate.

Zenith/Bars/TBOTBRS/TimesZenith/international man of mystery with many names has passed his vote to join our ranks! Everyone please provide a warm welcome to our newest member!